1.Overture(Love Theme From Brainwasher)
2.Brainwasher
Rose print underwear
Curly curly blonde blonde hair
Shine like a dandy lion,
So i hear my own self sighin'
Shooby-dooby, hey, hey, hee
I hope you don't scare easily
Wash my brain, wash my brain
Cleanse me of this shame
And wash my brain
Your skirts are so clean
And rest just above the knee
These needs are so intense,
They drain my intelligence
Heede, heede, hail, hail, hail
I swear i won't kiss and tell
My mind is so dirty i got mud runnin' out of my ears
They clog up so i can't hear
The tears of fear
You better get out of here
Your smiles are so bright,
So let's turn out the lights
If you can't see what we do,
Than you might not feel as used
Shooby-dooby,
Oh whop, whop, whop
So would you please leave
On your socks
3.If You Choose Me
If you choose me over him
I'll make you proud, i'll make you grin
I'll write a poem about your smile
I'll buy you hats cause i dig your style
I'll tell all my buddies how good you kiss
While i'm away only you i'll miss
I'll share my records and stay really clean
I'll never fuss nor be mean
In front of all your friends, i'll kiss your ass
I'll leave behind my violent past
If you choose me, if you choose me
Why won't you choose me over him
If you choose me over him, i'll make you proud
On me you can depend
To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin'
I'll make you biscuits then clean the kitchen
There will be credit cards for all your desires
We can walk in the park
And hold hands for hours
I'll rub your feet i'll scratch your back
I'll brush your hair and then comb it back
We'll find that old boyfriend who treated you bad
You can cuss him out while i kick his ass
I'll wash your clothes, i'll pay the bills
You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel
I'll quit cussin' and lose 10 pounds
I'll swear you're skinny when you get round
4.Why Do I Need A Job
Why do i need a job, why do i need a job
I feel so free, i got nowhere to be
So why so i need a job
I once worked for an old bastard
Who always pushed me to work faster
He made fun of me
Cause my hair was green
He tried to stick his hands into my jeans
My girlfriend is a stripper in abilene
She likes me to stay home and watch tv.
She pays for my food,
She likes to be rude
She undresses her friends for me
I don't have a clue
What i wanna do
Maybe i could invent
Something cool
Or i could do time
For committing a crime
Then sue for a million
Or two
I traded my car for a van
Filled it with gas, guitars and this band
They pay us with beer,
We stole all this gear
So why don't ya'll
Give us a hand
5.You Never Knew(I Lied)
Your cousin cindy touched me once
I did not stop her so we carried on
During family holidays
She and i always found a way
You never knew, you never knew
You never knew i was so untrue
Because i lied, because i lied
Because i lied, i lied and i lied and i lied
When i said i was with paul i was with felicity jones
The big-chested red head i swore i did not know
She cornered me while you were buying me a beer
She knew who you were but she did not care
You may have been wise
The whole time
You knew the wrong
Numbers were right
I hope the whole time
You were doing the same
So i will not have to
Swallow all of the blame
You said you were leaving
Because you did not feel needed
So i lied as i tried to agree
So you left me alone
With me and myself
So i drank and i drugged
To become someone else
6.Shine
I forget dreams and lies
I try and i try
Think you should know
Just what i like
You should by now, somehow,
Be living without
I would rather shine in your eyes
Hold me up, i'm coming down
Headfirst for the ground
Running right by my side,
Till the end
I would rather shine
I would rather shine in your eyes
I would rather shine
I would rather shine in your eyes
As you walk with me on this one way track
All that you give, i won't give back
So much of myself i hide from me
I want to be all that you say you see in me
I would rather shine
I would rather shine
I would rather shine in your eyes
I would rather shine
I would rather shine
I would rather shine in your eyes
7.God
I once knew a killer named lenny larue
Had lost four fingers had faded tattoos
I asked him one day to whom do killers pray
And he said to me as he looked away
Well god don't even know my name
For i live my whole life in shame
God is in me god is in you
And god's love has been abused
God don't even know my name
Had to fight a baptist preacher
Who had drank too much
He took a swing at me but i ducked his punch
I pushed him to the ground
And as he rose out of the dirt
I asked
Why does a preacher man have so much hurt？
I once spoke to god and he made me cry
Said i could come to heaven any time
He did not mind he forgave my crime
I once loved a ballerina who was narrow and mean
She believed in nothing but her cable tv
Cussed and cursed and swore that jesus was dead
If god did not damn her i wonder who did
8.Miss You The Most
You're over me
But you forgot to tell me
And i am yours completely
But that don't mean a hill of beans
And though you lay
Right next to me
Your heart has done hit the street
And i miss you the most
When you are close
You don't laugh
At my jokes any more
Am i that much of a bore
Seems like you left
But you ain't gone
Everything i do seems wrong
And though you lay
Right next to me
All that you feel is week
And i miss you the most
When you are close
9.Kiss Me(Or I Will Cry)
Belligerent and bruised, stumblin' behind you
Shallow and bent,
Full of contempt twisted around and rude
So kiss me, kiss me, kiss me or i will cry
Dented and dulled, my heart strings pulled
How near may i sit to you
I'm wanted, i'm wilted through,
Paid in full all my dues
Someday feeling won't feel at all
Someday feeling won't feel so strong
Someday feeling could smother us all
Someday feeling will stop my heart
Unless you kiss me
10.Dog
I wish i was your dog ＆cause you treat him better
You'd be proud to share me with
Your mother, brother or your sister
Give you hugs when you were sad
Clean up my shit when i was bad
I wish i was your dog ＆cause you treat him better
If you were me and i was you
We would still have opposing views
You would still lie and i would still cry
If you were me and i was you
La da de da, la da de da, la da de da, la da de da
If we'd never met i'm willing to bet
We'd both be better off being separate
Not knowing my name, not placing the blame
If we never met, i'm willing to bet
La da de da, la da de da, la da de da, la da de da
11.Limpin'
Procedure shows that the ginger would
Can you hold her and the passed down mud
She is bowing in wind
A row of miles of to brooklyn again
Limpin' out of the womb
Bent and blowin' home soon
Acid still is on your teeth
Active care is all of me
On sulfur pain grew zeros
All sustain to crawl off the door
12.Devil Doll
I met a hippy chick, i snuck her into bed
Didn't think you'd ever know, didn't think you were coming home
Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
You woke me with a kick,
Followed up by repeated hits
I think i have a broken rib,
I taste blood upon my lips
Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
Please put that gun away,
I don't even know her name
She ain't worth dying for,
It's only you i adore
Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
The hippy chick was quick,
Rolled out of bed lickety-split
Went through the door without being shot
Runnin' naked in her birkenstocks
Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
What if i screamed from my knees
Please don't put those bullets in me
What if we love instead
Do you believe anything i've said
Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
13.Gasoline Listerine
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